Recycle Aficionado Gifts

'No dear, don't worry. It isn't recycled from old toilet tissue.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

The Environmentalist

But is it organic?

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Litter Pick

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

Reuse it or lose it.

Rubbish and Everest

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

Green Trash

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"Hey! These are still good!!"

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

Recycling Centre

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

"Hello job security."

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

Bin Inspector

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

This is where Brent council sends you