Recycle Aficionado Gifts

'No dear, don't worry. It isn't recycled from old toilet tissue.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

The Environmentalist

But is it organic?

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

Litter Pick

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

Reuse it or lose it.

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

Rubbish and Everest

"Hey! These are still good!!"

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

Green Trash

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

Recycling Centre

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

"Hello job security."

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

This is where Brent council sends you

Bin Inspector

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

Person made from 100% recycled materials.