Recycling Aficionados Gifts

Recycling Point: Strange Objects Whose Purpose Has Never Been Clearly Defined.

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

The Environmentalist

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

But is it organic?

I guess she had other plans for you.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

"Would it kill you to compost?"

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

Litter Pick

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

Reuse it or lose it.

Rubbish and Everest

"Hey! These are still good!!"

Recycling Centre

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"Do you ever wonder what happens to us when we die?"

This is where Brent council sends you

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

Recycling Elevators

SOS of Garbage