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"Oh, boy. It's been a "week". . . Maybe the neighbors will think I had a party or something."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

The Environmentalist

But is it organic?

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

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"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

Litter Pick

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

Bottletrees.

Recycling bottle bank.

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Rubbish and Everest

Reuse it or lose it.

"Your shout!"

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"Hey! These are still good!!"

Recycling Centre

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.