Bottle Enthusiast Gifts

Castaway Finds Impossible Bottle

"Now what?"

"Hey, Mac! We need a bigger bottle!"

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

'You may have already won...more to come.'

'There is no more beach due to the phenomenal success of our beach in a bottle souvenir.'

'We keep playing bottle tag.'

Larry Was Into Fine Wines

"I've got sea mail."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Join me in a Martini?

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'The King of what?'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Wanna talk about it?

Whiskey wars

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

"Whiskey...Leave the bottle."

'Whiskey and splash, sir.'