Bottle Enthusiasts Gifts

Bottle bank giving loans to a man on a desert island.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'The King of what?'

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Wanna talk about it?

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Whiskey wars

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Rabbit Punch

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

Desert Island Dating.

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

'It's for you.'

Sharing Drinks.

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

'You have a friend request.'

Scotch and soda on a drip.