Bottle Message Enthusiasts Gifts

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Desert Island Dating.

'It's for you.'

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

'You have a friend request.'

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

"Now you can send it."

'There is no more beach due to the phenomenal success of our beach in a bottle souvenir.'

"I've got sea mail."

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

'This is unbelievable. I see the message in the bottle is from 1906.'

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"

'We've been offered NATO membership.'

Al's paper, pen, and bottle supply company.

Felix Klein Stranded On An Island

Desert Island Messages

"Hooray...Somebody got my message!"

'It's our, 'message in a bottle'... It says; 'Return to sender, due to insufficient postage'.'

Bottle bank

'Don't forget your p.s.'

"Hey, Mac! We need a bigger bottle!"

"We've decided to settle our of quart."

'How are the memoirs coming along?'

'I want this sent first class - do we have any champagne bottles?'

"You have no new messages."

"Junk mail."

"Disgraceful! A message in a bottle -- in a PLASTIC bottle, if you please!"

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

Message in a bottle...

'No message - Just a - whatever this is....'