Message Bottle Seeker Gifts

Island rent due.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Wino Appreciation Group

Desert Island Dating.

'It's for you.'

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

Drawing on an island.

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

'You have a friend request.'

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"It's an agreeable little wine."

"Look at the size of that file. It probably took a long time to get here without using Dropbox."

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"Now you can send it."

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

"If I'd wanted to taste strawberries and summer fruits I'd have asked for fruit squash."

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

'Stand back! Let the wine breathe.'

'Mom, it's doing it again'

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"

'We've been offered NATO membership.'

Al's paper, pen, and bottle supply company.

Insufficient Postage: Return to Sender.

'Don't forget your p.s.'

Desert Island Messages

Felix Klein Stranded On An Island

'It's our, 'message in a bottle'... It says; 'Return to sender, due to insufficient postage'.'

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

"Hooray...Somebody got my message!"

Bottle bank

"Enough already with the TripAdvisor reviews."

'How are the memoirs coming along?'

'I want this sent first class - do we have any champagne bottles?'