Message In A Bottle Collector Gifts

"Disgraceful! A message in a bottle -- in a PLASTIC bottle, if you please!"

'It's from America - They want to borrow money.'

'No message - Just a - whatever this is....'

'We've been offered NATO membership.'

Desert Island Dating.

'It's for you.'

Drawing on an island.

Desert Planet

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

'You have a friend request.'

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"Now you can send it."

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

'I'll never forget you, darling, and I'm saving all your bottles...'

"'Resume In A Bottle'-- Very creative, but we're looking for somebody with a bit more experience."

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"

Al's paper, pen, and bottle supply company.

Technical Difficulties.

Felix Klein Stranded On An Island

Bottle bank

"Hooray...Somebody got my message!"

Desert Island Messages

'How are the memoirs coming along?'

'It's our, 'message in a bottle'... It says; 'Return to sender, due to insufficient postage'.'

'I want this sent first class - do we have any champagne bottles?'

"This the last time I reply all."

"Good news! The tide is going out, I can upload."

"Junk mail."

Technology insulation.

'Recently I just get so much junk mail.'

Island one armed bandit.

Message in a bottle...

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'