Message In A Bottle Enthusiasts Gifts

'How goes the billing?'

"Junk mail."

'It's for you!'

"How do we get off this mailing list?"

Desert Island Dating.

'It's for you.'

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

Desert Planet

Drawing on an island.

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

'You have a friend request.'

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"Look at the size of that file. It probably took a long time to get here without using Dropbox."

"Now you can send it."

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

'This is unbelievable. I see the message in the bottle is from 1906.'

"'Resume In A Bottle'-- Very creative, but we're looking for somebody with a bit more experience."

'I'll never forget you, darling, and I'm saving all your bottles...'

'We've been offered NATO membership.'

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"

Al's paper, pen, and bottle supply company.

Insufficient Postage: Return to Sender.

"Enough already with the TripAdvisor reviews."

"Hooray...Somebody got my message!"

'It's our, 'message in a bottle'... It says; 'Return to sender, due to insufficient postage'.'

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

Desert Island Messages

Felix Klein Stranded On An Island

'How are the memoirs coming along?'

Bottle bank

'I want this sent first class - do we have any champagne bottles?'

'Recently I just get so much junk mail.'

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'