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'How goes the billing?'

"Junk mail."

'It's for you!'

"How do we get off this mailing list?"

'It's for you.'

Desert Island Dating.

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

Desert Planet

Drawing on an island.

'You have a friend request.'

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"Now you can send it."

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

'This is unbelievable. I see the message in the bottle is from 1906.'

'I'll never forget you, darling, and I'm saving all your bottles...'

"'Resume In A Bottle'-- Very creative, but we're looking for somebody with a bit more experience."

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"

'We've been offered NATO membership.'

Al's paper, pen, and bottle supply company.

Insufficient Postage: Return to Sender.

"Hooray...Somebody got my message!"

'How are the memoirs coming along?'

Felix Klein Stranded On An Island

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

Bottle bank

'It's our, 'message in a bottle'... It says; 'Return to sender, due to insufficient postage'.'

Desert Island Messages

'I want this sent first class - do we have any champagne bottles?'

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

Message in a bottle...

'Bloody air mail!'

'Recently I just get so much junk mail.'