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"Enough already with the TripAdvisor reviews."

Bottle bank

'Bloody air mail!'

Desert Island Dating.

'It's for you.'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Drawing on an island.

Desert Planet

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

'You have a friend request.'

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"Look at the size of that file. It probably took a long time to get here without using Dropbox."

"Now you can send it."

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"

'We've been offered NATO membership.'

'This is unbelievable. I see the message in the bottle is from 1906.'

'I'll never forget you, darling, and I'm saving all your bottles...'

"'Resume In A Bottle'-- Very creative, but we're looking for somebody with a bit more experience."

Al's paper, pen, and bottle supply company.

Insufficient Postage: Return to Sender.

'It's our, 'message in a bottle'... It says; 'Return to sender, due to insufficient postage'.'

"Hooray...Somebody got my message!"

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

Desert Island Messages

Felix Klein Stranded On An Island

'I want this sent first class - do we have any champagne bottles?'

"Disgraceful! A message in a bottle -- in a PLASTIC bottle, if you please!"

Sure, throw a message out there, but don't expect anyone to notice.

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

Message in a bottle...

'Recently I just get so much junk mail.'