Message In A Bottle Aficionado T-Shirts

"Now you can send it."

'It's for you.'

Desert Island Dating.

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

Drawing on an island.

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

'You have a friend request.'

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

'There is no more beach due to the phenomenal success of our beach in a bottle souvenir.'

"I've got sea mail."

Submarine

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

'This is unbelievable. I see the message in the bottle is from 1906.'

'I'll never forget you, darling, and I'm saving all your bottles...'

'We've been offered NATO membership.'

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"

Al's paper, pen, and bottle supply company.

Insufficient Postage: Return to Sender.

"Hooray...Somebody got my message!"

Desert Island Messages

Felix Klein Stranded On An Island

"Hey, Mac! We need a bigger bottle!"

"Aye. We must be in the doldrums."

'It's our, 'message in a bottle'... It says; 'Return to sender, due to insufficient postage'.'

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

Bottle bank

'I want this sent first class - do we have any champagne bottles?'

"Disgraceful! A message in a bottle -- in a PLASTIC bottle, if you please!"