Message In A Bottle Aficionado Gifts

"Now you can send it."

Desert Island Dating.

'It's for you.'

Drawing on an island.

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

'You have a friend request.'

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

"Look at the size of that file. It probably took a long time to get here without using Dropbox."

Submarine

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

"I've got sea mail."

'There is no more beach due to the phenomenal success of our beach in a bottle souvenir.'

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

'We've been offered NATO membership.'

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"

'I'll never forget you, darling, and I'm saving all your bottles...'

'This is unbelievable. I see the message in the bottle is from 1906.'

Al's paper, pen, and bottle supply company.

Insufficient Postage: Return to Sender.

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

Bottle bank

"Enough already with the TripAdvisor reviews."

"Aye. We must be in the doldrums."

Felix Klein Stranded On An Island

Desert Island Messages

No caption. (Baby decides which bottle to choose from a rack in a basement. The rack looks very much like a wine rack.)

"Hey, Mac! We need a bigger bottle!"

'It's our, 'message in a bottle'... It says; 'Return to sender, due to insufficient postage'.'

"Hooray...Somebody got my message!"

'I want this sent first class - do we have any champagne bottles?'