Message In A Bottle Lover Gifts

Technology insulation.

"Look at the size of that file. It probably took a long time to get here without using Dropbox."

"This the last time I reply all."

'It's for you.'

Desert Island Dating.

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

Desert Planet

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

Drawing on an island.

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

'You have a friend request.'

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"Now you can send it."

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

"'Resume In A Bottle'-- Very creative, but we're looking for somebody with a bit more experience."

'This is unbelievable. I see the message in the bottle is from 1906.'

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"

'We've been offered NATO membership.'

Al's paper, pen, and bottle supply company.

Insufficient Postage: Return to Sender.

"Hooray...Somebody got my message!"

"We've decided to settle our of quart."

'It's our, 'message in a bottle'... It says; 'Return to sender, due to insufficient postage'.'

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

Bottle bank

"Enough already with the TripAdvisor reviews."

Felix Klein Stranded On An Island

Desert Island Messages

'I want this sent first class - do we have any champagne bottles?'

'Bloody air mail!'

"Good news! The tide is going out, I can upload."

"You have no new messages."

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'