Message In A Bottle Lover Gifts

Technology insulation.

"This the last time I reply all."

'It's for you.'

Desert Island Dating.

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

Desert Planet

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

Drawing on an island.

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

'You have a friend request.'

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"Now you can send it."

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"

'We've been offered NATO membership.'

'This is unbelievable. I see the message in the bottle is from 1906.'

"'Resume In A Bottle'-- Very creative, but we're looking for somebody with a bit more experience."

Al's paper, pen, and bottle supply company.

Insufficient Postage: Return to Sender.

Bottle bank

Felix Klein Stranded On An Island

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

"We've decided to settle our of quart."

Desert Island Messages

'It's our, 'message in a bottle'... It says; 'Return to sender, due to insufficient postage'.'

"Hooray...Somebody got my message!"

'I want this sent first class - do we have any champagne bottles?'

'Recently I just get so much junk mail.'

"Junk mail."

Message in a bottle...

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

"Disgraceful! A message in a bottle -- in a PLASTIC bottle, if you please!"

"How lovely. Someone dropped a note asking if we need any help."