Message In A Bottle Enthusiast Gifts

'You have a friend request.'

Day 267: After sending out that message in a bottle stating my location, I've been bombarded with junk mail.

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

'Oh no! The spammers have found us.'

'I want this sent first class - do we have any champagne bottles?'

Al's paper, pen, and bottle supply company.

"It's from Cyprus -- They need our help."

Your mother wants to know why you never write.

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

"You have no new messages."

Desert Island Messages

"I know it's spam, but we're desperate."

"I'd never hear the end of it if I didn't send her something for Mother's Day ... "

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"

"Good news! The tide is going out, I can upload."

oh just the usual junk mail

Desert Island Dating.

Message in a bottle marked 'return to sender'.

“Help! I’m stranded on a desert island!”

'Recently I just get so much junk mail.'

'Look! No one has come because you've been using these old 'No Return' bottles for our messages.'

Message in a bottle...

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

It's for them.

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'It's for you.'

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

Drawing on an island.

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

"Now you can send it."

'There is no more beach due to the phenomenal success of our beach in a bottle souvenir.'