Bottle Message Enthusiast Gifts

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

'Look, we have e-mail.'

'It's for you.'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Desert Island Dating.

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

'You have a friend request.'

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

"Now you can send it."

'There is no more beach due to the phenomenal success of our beach in a bottle souvenir.'

"I've got sea mail."

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"

'We've been offered NATO membership.'

'This is unbelievable. I see the message in the bottle is from 1906.'

Al's paper, pen, and bottle supply company.

Insufficient Postage: Return to Sender.

'How are the memoirs coming along?'

'Don't forget your p.s.'

"We've decided to settle our of quart."

"Hooray...Somebody got my message!"

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

Felix Klein Stranded On An Island

Bottle bank

Desert Island Messages

"Hey, Mac! We need a bigger bottle!"

'It's our, 'message in a bottle'... It says; 'Return to sender, due to insufficient postage'.'

'I want this sent first class - do we have any champagne bottles?'

'It's all been said already.'

"How lovely. Someone dropped a note asking if we need any help."

"Disgraceful! A message in a bottle -- in a PLASTIC bottle, if you please!"