Bottle Messages Gifts

'Okay, this time I've added - "How do you rate this message?" with one to five stars.'

Desert Island Dating.

'It's for you.'

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

Desert Planet

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

'You have a friend request.'

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"Now you can send it."

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

'I'll never forget you, darling, and I'm saving all your bottles...'

'We've been offered NATO membership.'

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"

"'Resume In A Bottle'-- Very creative, but we're looking for somebody with a bit more experience."

Al's paper, pen, and bottle supply company.

Insufficient Postage: Return to Sender.

Bottle bank

Felix Klein Stranded On An Island

'Don't forget your p.s.'

"Hooray...Somebody got my message!"

'How are the memoirs coming along?'

Desert Island Messages

'It's our, 'message in a bottle'... It says; 'Return to sender, due to insufficient postage'.'

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

'I want this sent first class - do we have any champagne bottles?'

"Disgraceful! A message in a bottle -- in a PLASTIC bottle, if you please!"

Island one armed bandit.

"How lovely. Someone dropped a note asking if we need any help."

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

Message in a bottle...

'Recently I just get so much junk mail.'

Message tied to a brick.