Bottle Messages Pillows

'Okay, this time I've added - "How do you rate this message?" with one to five stars.'

'It's for you.'

Desert Island Dating.

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

Desert Planet

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

'You have a friend request.'

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"Look at the size of that file. It probably took a long time to get here without using Dropbox."

"Now you can send it."

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

"'Resume In A Bottle'-- Very creative, but we're looking for somebody with a bit more experience."

'We've been offered NATO membership.'

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"

'I'll never forget you, darling, and I'm saving all your bottles...'

Al's paper, pen, and bottle supply company.

Insufficient Postage: Return to Sender.

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

Felix Klein Stranded On An Island

'It's our, 'message in a bottle'... It says; 'Return to sender, due to insufficient postage'.'

"Hooray...Somebody got my message!"

'How are the memoirs coming along?'

Bottle bank

"Enough already with the TripAdvisor reviews."

Desert Island Messages

'Don't forget your p.s.'

'I want this sent first class - do we have any champagne bottles?'

"How lovely. Someone dropped a note asking if we need any help."

'Bloody air mail!'

Message tied to a brick.

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

Message in a bottle...

Island one armed bandit.