Bottle Message Buff Pillows

'How are the memoirs coming along?'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

'It's for you.'

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

"Can you recommend a suitable white wine to drink with my red wine?"

Desert Planet

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"Yes, that'll be fine. I think my wife would like something to drink too."

'The merlot is 100 merlot; the pinot noir is 100 pinot noir, and the chardonnay is 100 Swiss chard.'

'Ooh, this is an old one. I'll bet it's worth its weight in oil.'

'They're automating the bottling process? Why? Just yesterday, me and my team managed to cork four bottles.'

'We've been offered NATO membership.'

"'Resume In A Bottle'-- Very creative, but we're looking for somebody with a bit more experience."

'I'll never forget you, darling, and I'm saving all your bottles...'

"Have I (hic) godda deal for you."

'It's our, 'message in a bottle'... It says; 'Return to sender, due to insufficient postage'.'

Bottle bank

"Enough already with the TripAdvisor reviews."

Felix Klein Stranded On An Island

"Hooray...Somebody got my message!"

'Don't forget your p.s.'

A man polishes a giant wine bottle.

'No wonder they call themselves Miracle Vineyards. The label says this red is 50 Merlot, 50 Cabernet and 50 Sangiovese.'

Island one armed bandit.

'No message - Just a - whatever this is....'

"Junk mail."

'Bloody air mail!'

Message tied to a brick.

Wine Tasting Club