Messages In Bottles Pillows

"Hooray...Somebody got my message!"

'It's for you.'

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

Desert Planet

Drawing on an island.

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"Look at the size of that file. It probably took a long time to get here without using Dropbox."

"Now you can send it."

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

"'Resume In A Bottle'-- Very creative, but we're looking for somebody with a bit more experience."

'We've been offered NATO membership.'

'I'll never forget you, darling, and I'm saving all your bottles...'

'This is unbelievable. I see the message in the bottle is from 1906.'

Insufficient Postage: Return to Sender.

'It's our, 'message in a bottle'... It says; 'Return to sender, due to insufficient postage'.'

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

'How are the memoirs coming along?'

'Don't forget your p.s.'

Bottle bank

"Enough already with the TripAdvisor reviews."

"How lovely. Someone dropped a note asking if we need any help."

Technology insulation.

Message tied to a brick.

"This the last time I reply all."

Island one armed bandit.

'Okay, this time I've added - "How do you rate this message?" with one to five stars.'

'No message - Just a - whatever this is....'

"Disgraceful! A message in a bottle -- in a PLASTIC bottle, if you please!"

'Bloody air mail!'

Sure, throw a message out there, but don't expect anyone to notice.

"Junk mail."

'How goes the billing?'

'Bloody Spam!'

"Great kids. Never forget a holiday."