Bottle Message Lovers Pillows

'It's our, 'message in a bottle'... It says; 'Return to sender, due to insufficient postage'.'

'It's for you.'

Desert Island Dating.

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

Drawing on an island.

Desert Planet

'You have a friend request.'

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"Now you can send it."

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

'We've been offered NATO membership.'

'This is unbelievable. I see the message in the bottle is from 1906.'

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"

Al's paper, pen, and bottle supply company.

Insufficient Postage: Return to Sender.

'Don't forget your p.s.'

Felix Klein Stranded On An Island

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

"Hooray...Somebody got my message!"

Bottle bank

'How are the memoirs coming along?'

Desert Island Messages

'I want this sent first class - do we have any champagne bottles?'

"Disgraceful! A message in a bottle -- in a PLASTIC bottle, if you please!"

'Recently I just get so much junk mail.'

Message in a bottle...

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

'No message - Just a - whatever this is....'

"You have no new messages."

"How lovely. Someone dropped a note asking if we need any help."