Bottle Message Enthusiasts Pillows

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'It's for you.'

Desert Island Dating.

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

'You have a friend request.'

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"Look at the size of that file. It probably took a long time to get here without using Dropbox."

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

"Now you can send it."

'There is no more beach due to the phenomenal success of our beach in a bottle souvenir.'

"I've got sea mail."

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"

'We've been offered NATO membership.'

'This is unbelievable. I see the message in the bottle is from 1906.'

Al's paper, pen, and bottle supply company.

Bottle bank

"Hooray...Somebody got my message!"

Felix Klein Stranded On An Island

Desert Island Messages

"Enough already with the TripAdvisor reviews."

"Hey, Mac! We need a bigger bottle!"

'Don't forget your p.s.'

"We've decided to settle our of quart."

'It's our, 'message in a bottle'... It says; 'Return to sender, due to insufficient postage'.'

'How are the memoirs coming along?'

'I want this sent first class - do we have any champagne bottles?'

"Junk mail."

"You have no new messages."

'No message - Just a - whatever this is....'

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

Message in a bottle...