Bottle Message Lovers T-Shirts

'It's our, 'message in a bottle'... It says; 'Return to sender, due to insufficient postage'.'

'It's for you.'

Desert Island Dating.

Drawing on an island.

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

Desert Planet

'You have a friend request.'

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"Look at the size of that file. It probably took a long time to get here without using Dropbox."

"Now you can send it."

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

'We've been offered NATO membership.'

'This is unbelievable. I see the message in the bottle is from 1906.'

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"

Al's paper, pen, and bottle supply company.

Insufficient Postage: Return to Sender.

Felix Klein Stranded On An Island

Desert Island Messages

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

"Hooray...Somebody got my message!"

Bottle bank

"Enough already with the TripAdvisor reviews."

'Don't forget your p.s.'

'How are the memoirs coming along?'

'I want this sent first class - do we have any champagne bottles?'

"Disgraceful! A message in a bottle -- in a PLASTIC bottle, if you please!"

"How lovely. Someone dropped a note asking if we need any help."

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

Message in a bottle...

Message tied to a brick.

'Recently I just get so much junk mail.'

Sure, throw a message out there, but don't expect anyone to notice.