Message In A Bottle Collector T-Shirts

"Disgraceful! A message in a bottle -- in a PLASTIC bottle, if you please!"

'It's from America - They want to borrow money.'

'No message - Just a - whatever this is....'

'We've been offered NATO membership.'

Desert Island Dating.

'It's for you.'

Drawing on an island.

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

Desert Planet

'You have a friend request.'

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"Look at the size of that file. It probably took a long time to get here without using Dropbox."

"Now you can send it."

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

'I'll never forget you, darling, and I'm saving all your bottles...'

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"

"'Resume In A Bottle'-- Very creative, but we're looking for somebody with a bit more experience."

Al's paper, pen, and bottle supply company.

'How are the memoirs coming along?'

"Hooray...Somebody got my message!"

'It's our, 'message in a bottle'... It says; 'Return to sender, due to insufficient postage'.'

Felix Klein Stranded On An Island

Bottle bank

"Enough already with the TripAdvisor reviews."

Desert Island Messages

Technical Difficulties.

'I want this sent first class - do we have any champagne bottles?'

"Good news! The tide is going out, I can upload."

'Bloody air mail!'

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

Message in a bottle...

'Recently I just get so much junk mail.'

"You have no new messages."