Bottle Message Collector T-Shirts

Message in bottle "Send Help!"

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

CASA DE JOY PREMIUM TEQUILA STONE BISSETT DISTILLERY CONT. NET.1000 ML 40% ALC Vol.

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

Bottletrees.

'It's for you.'

"Your shout!"

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

"Thanks Moses, but I prefer my water bottled."

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

Wine: New and Old.

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

Dehydrated H2O Just Add Water

"There's water up here, all right!"

"What are you doing?! There's a recycling bin right here,"

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

Great Moments in Beer

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

'No, no, no - I said do me a ship in a bottle'

'Good thing the recipe doesn't call for two tablespoons of port, we'd need a second cart.'

Bottle Battle

Wine from all regions.

"I'm from the future and, yes, we are still carrying around those little water bottles."

'We've been offered NATO membership.'

"This one's rubbish as well."

Water/Still water/Not water any more.

'Damned castaways littering the place with bottles !'

Technical Difficulties.

'It's our, 'message in a bottle'... It says; 'Return to sender, due to insufficient postage'.'

Felix Klein Stranded On An Island