Bottle Message Collector Gifts

Message in bottle "Send Help!"

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

CASA DE JOY PREMIUM TEQUILA STONE BISSETT DISTILLERY CONT. NET.1000 ML 40% ALC Vol.

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

Bottletrees.

"Your shout!"

'It's for you.'

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

"Thanks Moses, but I prefer my water bottled."

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

Wine: New and Old.

"Look at the size of that file. It probably took a long time to get here without using Dropbox."

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

Great Moments in Beer

Dehydrated H2O Just Add Water

"There's water up here, all right!"

"What are you doing?! There's a recycling bin right here,"

'No, no, no - I said do me a ship in a bottle'

Wine from all regions.

Bottle Battle

'We've been offered NATO membership.'

'Good thing the recipe doesn't call for two tablespoons of port, we'd need a second cart.'

"I'm from the future and, yes, we are still carrying around those little water bottles."

"This one's rubbish as well."

Tap Dancing School - 'We only use tap water.'

Water/Still water/Not water any more.

Felix Klein Stranded On An Island

Sheep in a bottle

'It's our, 'message in a bottle'... It says; 'Return to sender, due to insufficient postage'.'