Message Bottle Seeker T-Shirts

Island rent due.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Desert Island Dating.

'It's for you.'

Wino Appreciation Group

Drawing on an island.

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

'You have a friend request.'

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"It's an agreeable little wine."

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"Now you can send it."

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

"If I'd wanted to taste strawberries and summer fruits I'd have asked for fruit squash."

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

'Stand back! Let the wine breathe.'

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"

'We've been offered NATO membership.'

Al's paper, pen, and bottle supply company.

Insufficient Postage: Return to Sender.

Desert Island Messages

'Don't forget your p.s.'

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

Felix Klein Stranded On An Island

'How are the memoirs coming along?'

Bottle bank

"Hooray...Somebody got my message!"

'It's our, 'message in a bottle'... It says; 'Return to sender, due to insufficient postage'.'

'I want this sent first class - do we have any champagne bottles?'

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'