Message In A Bottle Finders T-Shirts

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

'It's for you.'

Desert Island Dating.

Desert Planet

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

Drawing on an island.

'You have a friend request.'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"Look at the size of that file. It probably took a long time to get here without using Dropbox."

"Now you can send it."

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

'We've been offered NATO membership.'

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"

"'Resume In A Bottle'-- Very creative, but we're looking for somebody with a bit more experience."

'I'll never forget you, darling, and I'm saving all your bottles...'

'This is unbelievable. I see the message in the bottle is from 1906.'

Al's paper, pen, and bottle supply company.

Insufficient Postage: Return to Sender.

Felix Klein Stranded On An Island

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

"Hooray...Somebody got my message!"

Bottle bank

"Enough already with the TripAdvisor reviews."

Desert Island Messages

'It's our, 'message in a bottle'... It says; 'Return to sender, due to insufficient postage'.'

'I want this sent first class - do we have any champagne bottles?'

"How lovely. Someone dropped a note asking if we need any help."

'Bloody air mail!'

Message tied to a brick.

"Disgraceful! A message in a bottle -- in a PLASTIC bottle, if you please!"

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

Message in a bottle...

Island one armed bandit.