Message In A Bottle Finders T-Shirts

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

Desert Island Dating.

'It's for you.'

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

Drawing on an island.

Desert Planet

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

'You have a friend request.'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"Now you can send it."

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

'I'll never forget you, darling, and I'm saving all your bottles...'

'We've been offered NATO membership.'

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"

'This is unbelievable. I see the message in the bottle is from 1906.'

"'Resume In A Bottle'-- Very creative, but we're looking for somebody with a bit more experience."

Al's paper, pen, and bottle supply company.

Insufficient Postage: Return to Sender.

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

'It's our, 'message in a bottle'... It says; 'Return to sender, due to insufficient postage'.'

"Hooray...Somebody got my message!"

Bottle bank

Desert Island Messages

Felix Klein Stranded On An Island

'I want this sent first class - do we have any champagne bottles?'

"Disgraceful! A message in a bottle -- in a PLASTIC bottle, if you please!"

'Bloody air mail!'

Island one armed bandit.

"How lovely. Someone dropped a note asking if we need any help."

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

Message in a bottle...

Message tied to a brick.

'Recently I just get so much junk mail.'