Message In A Bottle Buff Pillows

'I'll never forget you, darling, and I'm saving all your bottles...'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

'It's for you.'

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

Drawing on an island.

"Can you recommend a suitable white wine to drink with my red wine?"

Desert Planet

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"Look at the size of that file. It probably took a long time to get here without using Dropbox."

"Now you can send it."

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

"Yes, that'll be fine. I think my wife would like something to drink too."

"'Resume In A Bottle'-- Very creative, but we're looking for somebody with a bit more experience."

'This is unbelievable. I see the message in the bottle is from 1906.'

'They're automating the bottling process? Why? Just yesterday, me and my team managed to cork four bottles.'

'We've been offered NATO membership.'

'Ooh, this is an old one. I'll bet it's worth its weight in oil.'

'The merlot is 100 merlot; the pinot noir is 100 pinot noir, and the chardonnay is 100 Swiss chard.'

"Have I (hic) godda deal for you."

Insufficient Postage: Return to Sender.

'How are the memoirs coming along?'

A man polishes a giant wine bottle.

"Hooray...Somebody got my message!"

Felix Klein Stranded On An Island

'No wonder they call themselves Miracle Vineyards. The label says this red is 50 Merlot, 50 Cabernet and 50 Sangiovese.'

'It's our, 'message in a bottle'... It says; 'Return to sender, due to insufficient postage'.'

"Enough already with the TripAdvisor reviews."

Bottle bank

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

"How lovely. Someone dropped a note asking if we need any help."