Messages In Bottles Mugs

"Hooray...Somebody got my message!"

'It's for you.'

Desert Planet

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

Drawing on an island.

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"Now you can send it."

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'I'll never forget you, darling, and I'm saving all your bottles...'

'We've been offered NATO membership.'

"'Resume In A Bottle'-- Very creative, but we're looking for somebody with a bit more experience."

'This is unbelievable. I see the message in the bottle is from 1906.'

Insufficient Postage: Return to Sender.

Bottle bank

'It's our, 'message in a bottle'... It says; 'Return to sender, due to insufficient postage'.'

'How are the memoirs coming along?'

'Don't forget your p.s.'

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

"Disgraceful! A message in a bottle -- in a PLASTIC bottle, if you please!"

Message tied to a brick.

'No message - Just a - whatever this is....'

"Junk mail."

Technology insulation.

'Okay, this time I've added - "How do you rate this message?" with one to five stars.'

"How lovely. Someone dropped a note asking if we need any help."

'Bloody air mail!'

Island one armed bandit.

"This the last time I reply all."

'How goes the billing?'

'Bloody Spam!'

"Great kids. Never forget a holiday."

'Not only that, but we'll be able to send off 288 messages for help in the empty bottles!'