Message In A Bottle Admirer Mugs

Bottle bank

'Bloody air mail!'

'It's for you.'

Desert Island Dating.

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

Drawing on an island.

Desert Planet

'You have a friend request.'

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"Now you can send it."

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

'We've been offered NATO membership.'

'This is unbelievable. I see the message in the bottle is from 1906.'

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"

"'Resume In A Bottle'-- Very creative, but we're looking for somebody with a bit more experience."

'I'll never forget you, darling, and I'm saving all your bottles...'

Al's paper, pen, and bottle supply company.

Insufficient Postage: Return to Sender.

"Hooray...Somebody got my message!"

'It's our, 'message in a bottle'... It says; 'Return to sender, due to insufficient postage'.'

Desert Island Messages

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

Felix Klein Stranded On An Island

'I want this sent first class - do we have any champagne bottles?'

'No message - Just a - whatever this is....'

"Good news! The tide is going out, I can upload."

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

Message in a bottle...

Message tied to a brick.

'Recently I just get so much junk mail.'

Island one armed bandit.