Message In A Bottle Romantic Mugs

Desert Planet

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

'It's for you.'

'Only one phone call so far, your wife says you forgot to kiss her goodbye when you left the house.'

Drawing on an island.

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"Look at the size of that file. It probably took a long time to get here without using Dropbox."

"Now you can send it."

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'This is unbelievable. I see the message in the bottle is from 1906.'

"'Resume In A Bottle'-- Very creative, but we're looking for somebody with a bit more experience."

'I'll never forget you, darling, and I'm saving all your bottles...'

'We've been offered NATO membership.'

Insufficient Postage: Return to Sender.

"Hooray...Somebody got my message!"

'It's our, 'message in a bottle'... It says; 'Return to sender, due to insufficient postage'.'

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

'How are the memoirs coming along?'

"Enough already with the TripAdvisor reviews."

Bottle bank

Sure, throw a message out there, but don't expect anyone to notice.

Technology insulation.

Message tied to a brick.

"This the last time I reply all."

Island one armed bandit.

'No message - Just a - whatever this is....'

"Disgraceful! A message in a bottle -- in a PLASTIC bottle, if you please!"

'Bloody air mail!'

Let me put it this way - make sure you wear clean underwear next Tuesday.

'Okay, this time I've added - "How do you rate this message?" with one to five stars.'

"How lovely. Someone dropped a note asking if we need any help."

"Junk mail."

'How goes the billing?'

'Bloody Spam!'