Message In A Bottle Romantic Prints

Desert Planet

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

'It's for you.'

Drawing on an island.

'Only one phone call so far, your wife says you forgot to kiss her goodbye when you left the house.'

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"Now you can send it."

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

"'Resume In A Bottle'-- Very creative, but we're looking for somebody with a bit more experience."

'This is unbelievable. I see the message in the bottle is from 1906.'

'I'll never forget you, darling, and I'm saving all your bottles...'

'We've been offered NATO membership.'

Insufficient Postage: Return to Sender.

"Hooray...Somebody got my message!"

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

'How are the memoirs coming along?'

'It's our, 'message in a bottle'... It says; 'Return to sender, due to insufficient postage'.'

Bottle bank

Message tied to a brick.

"Disgraceful! A message in a bottle -- in a PLASTIC bottle, if you please!"

'No message - Just a - whatever this is....'

"Junk mail."

Technology insulation.

'Okay, this time I've added - "How do you rate this message?" with one to five stars.'

"How lovely. Someone dropped a note asking if we need any help."

'Bloody air mail!'

Island one armed bandit.

Let me put it this way - make sure you wear clean underwear next Tuesday.

"This the last time I reply all."

'How goes the billing?'

'Bloody Spam!'

'Not only that, but we'll be able to send off 288 messages for help in the empty bottles!'