Bottle Message Sender Pillows

'Don't forget your p.s.'

'Okay, this time I've added - "How do you rate this message?" with one to five stars.'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'It's for you.'

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

Desert Island Dating.

Wino Appreciation Group

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

'You have a friend request.'

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"It's an agreeable little wine."

"Look at the size of that file. It probably took a long time to get here without using Dropbox."

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

"If I'd wanted to taste strawberries and summer fruits I'd have asked for fruit squash."

"I'm afraid Sir, that much would be inaudible."

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

'We've been offered NATO membership.'

'Stand back! Let the wine breathe.'

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"

'Mom, it's doing it again'

Al's paper, pen, and bottle supply company.

Insufficient Postage: Return to Sender.

Desert Island Messages

"Hooray...Somebody got my message!"

Felix Klein Stranded On An Island

'How are the memoirs coming along?'

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

Bottle bank

"Enough already with the TripAdvisor reviews."

'It's our, 'message in a bottle'... It says; 'Return to sender, due to insufficient postage'.'

'I want this sent first class - do we have any champagne bottles?'

'Recently I just get so much junk mail.'