Bottle Message Sender Mugs

'Don't forget your p.s.'

'Okay, this time I've added - "How do you rate this message?" with one to five stars.'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'It's for you.'

Desert Island Dating.

Wino Appreciation Group

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

'You have a friend request.'

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"It's an agreeable little wine."

"If I'd wanted to taste strawberries and summer fruits I'd have asked for fruit squash."

"I'm afraid Sir, that much would be inaudible."

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

'Stand back! Let the wine breathe.'

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"

'We've been offered NATO membership.'

Al's paper, pen, and bottle supply company.

Insufficient Postage: Return to Sender.

Desert Island Messages

Felix Klein Stranded On An Island

'How are the memoirs coming along?'

"Hooray...Somebody got my message!"

Bottle bank

'It's our, 'message in a bottle'... It says; 'Return to sender, due to insufficient postage'.'

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

'I want this sent first class - do we have any champagne bottles?'

'Recently I just get so much junk mail.'

'No message - Just a - whatever this is....'

'Bloody air mail!'