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"This is taking forever to download."

'This is unbelievable. I see the message in the bottle is from 1906.'

Desert Island Dating.

'It's for you.'

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

Desert Planet

Drawing on an island.

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

'You have a friend request.'

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"Now you can send it."

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

'I'll never forget you, darling, and I'm saving all your bottles...'

'We've been offered NATO membership.'

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"

"'Resume In A Bottle'-- Very creative, but we're looking for somebody with a bit more experience."

Al's paper, pen, and bottle supply company.

Insufficient Postage: Return to Sender.

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

"Hooray...Somebody got my message!"

Bottle bank

Desert Island Messages

'It's our, 'message in a bottle'... It says; 'Return to sender, due to insufficient postage'.'

Felix Klein Stranded On An Island

'I want this sent first class - do we have any champagne bottles?'

'Bloody air mail!'

"Disgraceful! A message in a bottle -- in a PLASTIC bottle, if you please!"

"How lovely. Someone dropped a note asking if we need any help."

Island one armed bandit.

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

Message in a bottle...

'Recently I just get so much junk mail.'

Message tied to a brick.