Bottle Art Aficionados Gifts

'I got tired of trying to get it into one of those tiny bottles.'

The Artist

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Easter Candy Island.

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

Donald Glover

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

'I used to equate life and art -- then I married Art.'

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

Ship in a Bottle

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

"It's a pitch spork. I bought it online."

'He lives under the illusion that Charles Saatchi is going to barge in here someday and buy everything.'

"No, that looks nothing like him. Were you even listening to me? Young man, are you on drugs?"

Duck painting picture of man painting picture of a duck.

Alien Mount Rushmore

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

Bear painting himself as a teddy bear.

The First Supper

"Wow, Leonardo! Science, art, inventions... you're a true 'Do lots of different stuff' man!"

Art Museum vs Refrigerator Artwork

So, what did my x-rays reveal, Doctor? Oddly enough, beneath your finished ink drawing, there was a rough sketch in blue pencil.