Bottle Art Fans Gifts

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

Pharaoh Cocoon

A Quiet Rebuke.

Giant Monster in Bath

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"The next time we redecorate, how about if I choose the art?"

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

'The Warhol of Dorian Gray'

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"If that were a Jasper Johns, dear, we could sell it for three million dollars."

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

"Now that's art!"

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

'The cheek of it! Look, someone's left a piece of litter next to this exhibit.'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

Warhol Exhibit

David Hockney

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

Jackson Pollock's short-lived career as a kid's party face painter.

Ship in a Bottle

David Hockney

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

'Who says octopuses can't tango? We were doing great until I ate the trumpet player.'

Comic Book Balloons

"No, honey, I’m pretty sure she doesn’t have the measles."

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

'Is it a real Lichtenstein, Brad - or yet another parody?'