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'I got tired of trying to get it into one of those tiny bottles.'

The Artist

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

'I used to equate life and art -- then I married Art.'

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

'He lives under the illusion that Charles Saatchi is going to barge in here someday and buy everything.'

"No, that looks nothing like him. Were you even listening to me? Young man, are you on drugs?"

Ship in a Bottle

Duck painting picture of man painting picture of a duck.

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

The First Supper

Art Museum vs Refrigerator Artwork

"Wow, Leonardo! Science, art, inventions... you're a true 'Do lots of different stuff' man!"

God and Adam's first date.