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'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

Ship in a Bottle

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

Wine-tasting Tour.

"Why yes, I am a professional grape stomper...why do you ask?"

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

"I paint only what I love..."

...And the winner is: Glass Industry!

Message In Bottle In Bottle

"Well, Henderson, you were the one who thought we should give him a free hand."

'Okay, son...Today, I want you to play soccer at Poolbeg Street, Gloucester Street and East Lombard Street!'

Tanked tanker.

Professional Glass-Blowing Demonstration.

'Here, if you don't do windows, you're through!'

Wine Cosy

Recycle your shattered hopes and broken dreams here.

'I got tired of trying to get it into one of those tiny bottles.'

"Thursdays and Saturdays, it's glassblowing, Mondays and Wednesdays it's Morris dancing!"

'They're nice, but do you really expect me to drink my imported Merlot from domestic Merlot glasses?'

'Ye olde optician.'

Optometry. I'll take them.

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