Glass Bottle Enthusiast T-Shirts

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Message In Bottle In Bottle

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

Desert Island Dating.

'It's for you.'

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

'You have a friend request.'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

Bottle tossing

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

"Now you can send it."

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

Wine-tasting Tour.

'Because I can get things done. I mean, don't I make him look a lot smarter? And I'm not plain glass. . . I swear!'

"I've got sea mail."

'There is no more beach due to the phenomenal success of our beach in a bottle souvenir.'

The top half is formula. The bottom half is milk.

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

Submarine

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

'I wonder if we strike wine again!'

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

'Once I get started I drink like a fish.'

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

'What do you like about her?'