Glass Bottle Enthusiast Gifts

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Message In Bottle In Bottle

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

Desert Island Dating.

'It's for you.'

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'You have a friend request.'

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

Bottle tossing

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

"Now you can send it."

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

Wine-tasting Tour.

'There is no more beach due to the phenomenal success of our beach in a bottle souvenir.'

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

'Because I can get things done. I mean, don't I make him look a lot smarter? And I'm not plain glass. . . I swear!'

'I wonder if we strike wine again!'

"I've got sea mail."

Submarine

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

'Once I get started I drink like a fish.'

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

'P.S. When finding this message please be sure to dispose of the bottle in a bona fide bottle bank.'

'What do you like about her?'

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"