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Going Full Terrarium

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

How Amazon was invented

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

'I like thinking inside the box.'

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

"....which brings me to number one: Thinking inside the box."

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

Wine-tasting Tour.

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

'Because I can get things done. I mean, don't I make him look a lot smarter? And I'm not plain glass. . . I swear!'

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

"How do you stay so calm?"

'Dame Edna has a lot to answer for'

"Shopping for days - spending a fortune and they're playing with the boxes the toys came in."

When cats get fired

'What do you like about her?'

"Don't take her out of the box - she'll depreciate."

"Ohhh. . . I hope I got an empty box."

Crowd of glasses Wearers.

An office building made of different sized boxes stacked on top of one another; each box says "This side up" on the side.

"I know it looks silly, but my eyesight's failing...twice last week I couldn't even find my own tail!"