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'People who live in glass houses are rare.'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Before he was taken away, Dr. Stuart Trust was the last known doctor to make HOUSE CALLS.

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

Wine-tasting Tour.

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

'Because I can get things done. I mean, don't I make him look a lot smarter? And I'm not plain glass. . . I swear!'

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

"You said you wanted me to read more, so tonight we're watching one of those movies with subtitles."

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

"People who live in glass houses are rare."

'What do you like about her?'

'For sale'

'The mARTyr'

People in glass houses...

Crowd of glasses Wearers.

...And the winner is: Glass Industry!

"I would work if I could but it interferes with my thinking!"

Gecko small talk: 'Whenever I stick to glass, I really amaze them.'

"I know it looks silly, but my eyesight's failing...twice last week I couldn't even find my own tail!"

Message In Bottle In Bottle

'I admit that we are a progressive order Brother, but when I asked you to update our stained-glass window...'

"Don't be silly, Semira...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"At least we agree that buying a glass house was a lousy idea."

A guide to glasses.