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Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Diego Rivera, Frida Kahlo, and the Art of Conversation

"Collections were down. We had to get creative."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

Executive MFA

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

Wine-tasting Tour.

"Spanish ladies have nice eyes."

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

'Lovely private view . . . must come again to see the pictures.'

Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

'Okay, son...Today, I want you to play soccer at Poolbeg Street, Gloucester Street and East Lombard Street!'

'I admit that we are a progressive order Brother, but when I asked you to update our stained-glass window...'

...And the winner is: Glass Industry!

"Well, Henderson, you were the one who thought we should give him a free hand."

"At least we agree that buying a glass house was a lousy idea."

'People who live in glass houses are rare.'

Cargo Ship Backlog

"The price of one million five is the highest price ever paid for a Blanchard."

The Drunkard's Children - Drinking at Gin Shop, Haven of Social Evils

Tanked tanker.

Professional Glass-Blowing Demonstration.

'Here, if you don't do windows, you're through!'

"Thursdays and Saturdays, it's glassblowing, Mondays and Wednesdays it's Morris dancing!"

Optometry. I'll take them.

Wow, Bob, you hit that window pretty hard!

'They're nice, but do you really expect me to drink my imported Merlot from domestic Merlot glasses?'