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"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

Wine-tasting Tour.

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Here, if you don't do windows, you're through!'

'Okay, son...Today, I want you to play soccer at Poolbeg Street, Gloucester Street and East Lombard Street!'

'Ye olde optician.'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

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The public was right

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

"They don't make me look too owlish, do they?"

Base chapel.

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

"Oh, swallow your pride and go to the eye doctor!"

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

'Because I can get things done. I mean, don't I make him look a lot smarter? And I'm not plain glass. . . I swear!'

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

Forget about seeing the forest, or even the trees...right now Doug was far from that space!!

'No thanks, just squinting.'

'Dame Edna has a lot to answer for'

'What do you like about her?'

"I've just broken my glasses... Will I have to be examined all over again?"