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Professional Glass-Blowing Demonstration.

Recycle your shattered hopes and broken dreams here.

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Lord George brings news of the debate

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

'Who's the new guy?'

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"Collections were down. We had to get creative."

El Greco

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

Still Lives: 'What's wrong, don't you love me anymore?'

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

The drinker.

Tiny people.

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

"Oh you kids and that cursed painting in the closet keep me young."

'Be my Valentine?'

"I think you two may hit it off. Craig, here, is an attractive male academic in his early forties who seeks a warm, vivacious woman delighting in conversation, arts, and nature for an evolving romantic commitment, possibly marriage, while you, Vivian, are a good-looking, intelligent, stimulating woman in her late thirties who seeks an educated, unattached, well-bred man concerned with ideas, culture, and the environment with whom to share your life interests and companionship."

'He lives under the illusion that Charles Saatchi is going to barge in here someday and buy everything.'

Atalanta I- Intended for Yellow Book Vol 5 (Not Published)

'Turns out, M.C.Escher was the brains behind the animal smuggling scam.'