Glass Art Lover Gifts

Professional Glass-Blowing Demonstration.

Recycle your shattered hopes and broken dreams here.

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Lord George brings news of the debate

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

I just made up that part. It should really throw people for a loop if they find this place thousands of years from now!

'Who's the new guy?'

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

The first case of resume padding.

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

El Greco

"Collections were down. We had to get creative."

Still Lives: 'What's wrong, don't you love me anymore?'

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

The drinker.

"Oh you kids and that cursed painting in the closet keep me young."

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

Tiny people.

'Turns out, M.C.Escher was the brains behind the animal smuggling scam.'

'He lives under the illusion that Charles Saatchi is going to barge in here someday and buy everything.'

I can't believe I fell for the old "would you like to come to my place and see my etchings?" line. How old is that line, anyway? The last time it was used successfully was by Albrecht Dürer in 1495.

'Be my Valentine?'

Atalanta I- Intended for Yellow Book Vol 5 (Not Published)