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"At least we agree that buying a glass house was a lousy idea."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

'We live in a designer trainer.'

"I feel like I was just a foundation yesterday."

Under New Mismanagement

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

Frat House Feng Shui

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

New around here?

Base chapel.

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

Wine-tasting Tour.

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"We have some architects in our colony."

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

'Because I can get things done. I mean, don't I make him look a lot smarter? And I'm not plain glass. . . I swear!'

"You said you wanted me to read more, so tonight we're watching one of those movies with subtitles."

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

'Dame Edna has a lot to answer for'

'What do you like about her?'

Train back from Glyndebourne.

"People who live in glass houses are rare."

'The mARTyr'

'I liked it better before the marketing people got a hold of it.'

Crowd of glasses Wearers.