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"At least we agree that buying a glass house was a lousy idea."

Hollywood Sign Developers

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

Frat House Feng Shui

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'We live in a designer trainer.'

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

Under New Mismanagement

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

"I feel like I was just a foundation yesterday."

New around here?

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

Base chapel.

Priest getting stained glass glasses.

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

Wine-tasting Tour.

"We have some architects in our colony."

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

We have enough money to build it, but nothing left for furniture. Never start something you can't furnish!

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

'Because I can get things done. I mean, don't I make him look a lot smarter? And I'm not plain glass. . . I swear!'

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

"You said you wanted me to read more, so tonight we're watching one of those movies with subtitles."

'Dame Edna has a lot to answer for'

Reading over someone's shoulder.

'The mARTyr'

Train back from Glyndebourne.

'What do you like about her?'

"People who live in glass houses are rare."

'I liked it better before the marketing people got a hold of it.'