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"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

How Amazon was invented

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Channelling on the Cheap

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Turns out it was J K Rowling, in the drawing room, with a laptop.'

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

'You've previously worked as a hieroglyph translator and an MI5 codebreaker - ideal!'

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'